Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
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Person in a company responsible for neutralizing complaints about the company on the internet and social media.
Companies who treat their employees and customers like shit need a Social Media White Washer to respond to all of the complaints online.
Unhappy employees will bitch about the company on Glassdoor, Indeed, etc. Unhappy customers will bitch about the company on Facebook, Yelp, Google Maps, etc.
A good Social Media White Washer can effectively erase these complaints with clever prose that confuses the reader and deflects attention elsewhere.
Whenever you see a company making heavy use of a Social Media White Washer in online reviews, you can rest assured that the company is shit.
Unhappy employees will bitch about the company on Glassdoor, Indeed, etc. Unhappy customers will bitch about the company on Facebook, Yelp, Google Maps, etc.
A good Social Media White Washer can effectively erase these complaints with clever prose that confuses the reader and deflects attention elsewhere.
Whenever you see a company making heavy use of a Social Media White Washer in online reviews, you can rest assured that the company is shit.
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person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
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