dog wanker

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

by Alex January 18, 2004

wankers tash

The bit of hair that goes from your balls (testicles) up to and around your belly button, like a snails trail of hair

"did you see daves belly, it looks like his wankers tash goes from his balls to his chin!"

by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

wanker wing

A Wanker Wing is a large "aerodynamic aid" of dubious utility.

Usualy seen on ricers, adds drag, increases weight but has no value as the car in question never reaches speeds that require and downforce.

That toyota had a huge wanker wing on it, says a lot about the owner.

by Kaotiq July 26, 2006

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

western wanker

When a man is fucking the girls vagina in a weird and obscene way. In the man's left hand is an 1856 antique pistol with a chrome barrel, and a ten gallon hat on his head. The man then proceeds to pulverize the woman's asshole, until smoke begins to flow out of it. He then cools it off by throwing a 7-11 slurpee over it, sucks out her women juice with the straw.

Golly, i gave my bitch a western wanker last night, and her ass hole was smokeing so much i roasted a marshmallow over it.

by Dr Jackblackcock April 4, 2009

Tone Wanker

Tone Wanker(s) are people who are the level of no of which you wish to get train tones from train drivers. This is done by moving your arm up and down like on a steam train. Typically done by younger railfans who will upload comps of their tones on their youtube channels.

Did you see his latest video he uploaded? Yeah, he's a tone wanker now.

by TheExplodingEevee January 9, 2021

pussy wanker

Some bitch who dosent do stuff with girls instead just beats his meat allll day

Dude chris patton is the biggest PUSSY WANKER!!

by Jon Murray May 13, 2005