by Caiah Dease March 11, 2012
A cracked Fortnite comp/sex player
He will steal your Fortnite girlfriend and make out with it 24/7.
He will also shit on you.
Player 1: oi! Is that Kai wang? He’s goated mate!
Player 2: that is Kai wang!!
He will steal your Fortnite girlfriend and make out with it 24/7.
He will also shit on you.
Player 1: oi! Is that Kai wang? He’s goated mate!
Player 2: that is Kai wang!!
by thatonenotraiderr March 03, 2021
by the master wang slanger June 10, 2010
n. Wang-Whacker refers to a person or thing in which comes in contact with or has physically/romantically been involved with more than one wang in a violent/sexual manner. whang whackers love wangs.
dis bitch is a wang whacker.
by samCal May 09, 2007
A pro asian gamer who spends all his time doing math homework but still somehow is a god at Call of Duty
You: hey man can you play video games now?
Matthew Wang: yeah I just finished my six hour long math homework
Matthew proceeds to win forty straight matches of Call of Duty against you
Matthew Wang: yeah I just finished my six hour long math homework
Matthew proceeds to win forty straight matches of Call of Duty against you
by Xx_SuperBoi_xX November 27, 2019
As in "crouching Tiger hidden Wang" to describe someone who does not yet know their full potential.
or "He's the Wang" to describe someone with unbridalled passion. Sometime used in the Midlands with the phrase "Go on me bab-eez"
or "He's the Wang" to describe someone with unbridalled passion. Sometime used in the Midlands with the phrase "Go on me bab-eez"
by Pedro January 20, 2004
(n.) The antithesis of the wing man, the wang man, usually involved in a completely monogamous relationship of his own, protects his monogamous male friends from straying into seductive vaginas while under the influence of excessive alcohol and other mind-altering substances. He is a paragon of modern morality, a paladin of male propriety, master of the righteous cock block and a brave soldier in the fight against drunken hookups, broken relationships, and sexually transmitted diseases.
The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.
The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.
"If my wang man doesn't show up soon, this girl might tempt me into some seriously adulterous sexual activity."
"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."
"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."
"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."
"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."
by rickchauncey May 04, 2010