Definitions by samCal
FagFondler
A man, not a woman, who deems it necassary to fondle, grope, stroke, pet or molest homosexual males. This person feels it to be acceptable by modern society to participate in these foul shananigans.
"hey Ms. Thompson, did you see that man?" -sammy
"Hehe Yeah! hey was such a fagfondler!" -Ms. Thompson
"Hehe Yeah! hey was such a fagfondler!" -Ms. Thompson
FagFondler by samCal June 7, 2007
wang whacker
n. Wang-Whacker refers to a person or thing in which comes in contact with or has physically/romantically been involved with more than one wang in a violent/sexual manner. whang whackers love wangs.
wang whacker by samCal June 7, 2007
Chode Smoker
One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.
Chode Smoker by SAMcal May 24, 2007