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by Fred Elliot July 21, 2005
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Windows Vista

A new version of Windows from Microsoft that looked good in development, and still looks good now. Unfortunately, that's the only improvement. The new Microsoft office that can come with some versions of Vista is terrible and difficult to use. It also oftentimes causes the computer to lag, a lot.

The last flaw I am going to point out (Although this is my majority-supported opinion) is that the security is so up tight that there is hardly anything you can run on Vista without the computer asking for permission to run it, even if it is something from Microsoft. If you want to ask me, stay with Windows XP.
Guy #1: I have good news and bad news.

Guy #2: What's the bad news?

Guy #1: I just got Windows Vista. It lags like crazy.

Guy #2: Sorry about that. So, what's the good news?

Guy #1: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Guy #3: I didn't see THAT coming!
by Charles Chilly January 12, 2008
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Visayan

the dialect that 40% of Filipinos speak
Most Visayans can speak Tagalog but not many Tagalogs can speak Visayan.
by Mr Wall June 7, 2007
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vishney

To take something that is quite simple and make it the most complex problem on the face of the earth.
"Dude, fixing the bong will be easy, no need to vishney it"
by K.I.S.S. October 26, 2007
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Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.
Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!
by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011
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Visca Nut

Daniel: “did you like Master and Commander?”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”
by fckingrusselcrowe June 19, 2018
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Visitation academy

A a very, very white upper/upper middle class private all girls school in st. louis where the parking lot is filled with white or black jeep wranglers. But if you don’t have a jeep, it better be a mercedes, lexus, or bmw. Halls are filled with lululemon, plaid skirts, and navy polos, but never vineyard vines - too basic. These girls are seriously competitive, and the school is apparently opposite world. The popular girls are the smart ones. And if you dare to go out, bless your soul. These are the girls that will actually make something of their lives, but there is definitely a reason the school is nicknamed the dog palace on ballas.
Oh that’s a girl from visitation academy! Her daddy bought her a brand new white jeep wrangler, but it is ok because she will be able to pay him back.
by Girlllll Bye December 8, 2018
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