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Virtuity

Freedom through the use of virtual/digital/electronic devices.
While I'm on the internet I feel a sense of virtuity.
by Idunnowhatonearthatmeans November 8, 2011
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Virtual rape

Some bullshit term some Karen used to start drama in the real world apparently, she got "groped" in the Metaverse which is bullshit as you can always log off. There is no such thing as virtual rape period. You have full control over your avatar and the button to log off exists, no way you can get raped in VR.
Some dudes were making fun of this Karen on the Metaverse, she reported it as "virtual rape" claiming she got "virtually raped" even though in the Metaverse you cannot "virtually rape" anyone.
by The Combine Empire February 12, 2022
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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.
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by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022
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Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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virtuousity

(v) the ability to jump over a couch
*Standing in front of a couch, trippin' balls.*


George: I have virtuousity to do this
Dan: Hahahahahahahaha
Dan: That's not a word dude, let's make it a word.
by george and dan February 24, 2005
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virtubabbling

To virtubabble (or be virtubabbling) is to go on and on very fast about nothing on e-mail or instant messaging. Basically the online equivalent of talking to your crush or other blush provoking person.
hotguy13: Hey, what's ^?
youloser87: nm, just chillaxin with my sisters, not that they're the only friends i have or anything, just that i don't really have anything else to do, i mean not like i don't have anything better to DO, there are plenty of stuff i could be doing i just don't feel like doing them and and and and...........
hotguy13: Whoa, stop virtubabbling!
by Napanol May 22, 2008
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virtual balls

I liken virtual balls to liquid courage. The anonymity and physical distance of the Internet affords many people the opportunity to present themselves as much bolder and brazen than they could otherwise muster during in-person communication.
For example, most of us no doubt have seen threads on listservs or blogs where someone who's a wuss in real life tries to shake other discussants through written aggression or by attempting to dominate the discussion with fancy jargon. Here, the person is mouthy or domineering online because it’s a safe venue. He or she has BIG virtual balls (but itty bitty balls in real life).
by LAguy October 1, 2008
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