Awkward Unicorn

This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.

Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.

by Obsydion October 7, 2009

unicorn porn

Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com

Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.

by mctenold July 17, 2009

unicorn tears

Framboise Lambic. As described by the ever-lovely Joanna Newsom.

'My favourite drink would be frmboise lambic, because it tastes like unicorn tears.

by snowhen October 23, 2011

unicorn conservative

A citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves.

Working class voters whose dreams have not met reality. A unicorn conservative lives in a Horatio Alger fantasy.

by Joeltron August 5, 2011

unicorn sperm

The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)

Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"

Roommate 2: "No."

by thrasher92 October 30, 2011

Unicorn Dragon

A mythical creature that no-one has ever seen.

"Have you ever heard the story of the Unicorn Dragon?"

by Unicorn_Dragon March 27, 2018

rainbow unicorn virgin sex

A type of sex that happens between two virgins, people often see rainbows when having this sex because it is awsome.

Anne: how did you lose your virginity?
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.

by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times December 13, 2016