Ur Mom

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waiter... What would you like for DESSERT this evening...?
Dumbass... UR MOMMM!!!!!!!
waiter... How much of a tip are you goin to leave...?
Dumbass... A big one... in UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ur. Dic.

A shortened word version of "Urban Dictionary" that can be easily confused with "your dick."
Hey do you know what this word means?

Idk... Let's Ur. Dic. it...

Dude.. Wtf?

Easy tiger, it's Urban Dictionary...
by happyhappyjoyjoy123456789 December 29, 2010
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ur mom

said as a filler, used as a sarcastic retort to something obnoxious, meaning most likely to shut the hell up and stop talking, or take the direction of the conversation a different way.
That guy is an idiot. Ur mom's an idiot.
by jax November 16, 2004
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Urs Meier

I thought He was an asshole for disallowing the sol's late goal.

but looking at it from the replay I think you have to say that John Terry did put arm on richado's shoulder. there for the goalie couldn't jump and Sol's put the ball in the back of the net. period
Let's get over it guys.
it makes us look even more ridiculous trying to blame the ref.
Sven's tactic was just...too negative...
or was it just that England didn't play too well?
by R. Mulligan August 24, 2004
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ur hot

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ur mom

"your mom"
also used, when a person has no idea at all, what to say next. Whether this is because of a very intelligent insult (ie. they just got pwned) or because it was something totally baffling.
"LOL U NO ACT BLACK"
"well, people tend to not act their race. Take you for example. Aren't you, according to your culture, supposed to be...smart?"
"uh...well....UR MOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE SMART"

or

"so lyk then I said for him to get out from under the table lol1!1111!!!"
"your mom was under my 'table' last night if you know what I mean..."
"wat."
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