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twatspeak

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.
The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.
by Llama Man March 12, 2008
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twat tickler

a moustache, that when giving oral sex, acts as a "duster".
look at the twat tickler on that guys face
by hump-for-phrey July 23, 2004
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twat knuckle

In the literal sense, something utterly uncomfortable and unnatural--an aberration. In addition, a complete asshole; someone whose presence makes you wish time travel existed so you might jump back to their conception and prevent it. A total cunt.
"You're such a fucking twat knuckle."

"My twat knuckle is really achy today!"
by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009
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Twitter Twat

A person who tweets far too often
That bitch is on twitter all day, what a twitter twat.
by SUEEEEE4UUUUUUU July 7, 2009
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cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007
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Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important
Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.
by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015
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Twaticus Maximus

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.
1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus
by Booty King September 5, 2006
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