Awkward Turtle

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, and, depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward and rotating forward. The speed of the rotating thumbs depends on the degree of awkwardness.

Boy- "I love you."
Girl- "Um...that's cool..."
Boy- *AWKWARD TURTLE*

by <3 curse of curves <3 June 17, 2007

turtle head

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

by Player Player March 19, 2003

Turtle Bitch

Any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound whore.

That team was full of turtle bitches, they knew where i was as soon as i spawned.

by Nova Experement August 29, 2010

Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004

Turtle Swag

Samuel Wallner

Samuel Wallner is the definition of turtle swag.

by tupacfolyfebrah May 19, 2013

Slurping Turtle

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

by Das Kabong December 16, 2011

Turtle chaser

A slow driver in the left lane on a highway, and being passed by people in the further right lanes.

Gebs1: Im boxed in and this turtle chaser is makin' me mad!

Gebs2: It's either an old person or woman, they always go slow in the left lane.

wait for it......

Gebs1: yup, old peron.

by Kmoney756 March 9, 2010