traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

traffoos

Traffic snafoos, tie ups or traffic jams inhibiting the normal flow of vehicles on roadways

She looked on the Department of Transportation's website before leaving work to see if there were any traffoos that would keep from arriving home on time.

by Mikichris May 3, 2018

Traffic Fuck

When you begin to fuck and then stop for a little and then continue again.

Logan: I was with Jordyn last night and we fucked 10 times.
Billy: Like consecutive or what?
Logan: Nah, we fucked and stopped and then fucked again...10 times.
Billy: Damn, that’s crazy. Call that Traffic Fuck

by BilliamWeen June 13, 2018

trafficdriver24

faggot nigger who uses some bullshit fms and he also likes sru xddd give robux ahh. his overall dumb and doesnt give a shit about iq and he fills his ass with food

hey that guy is a trafficdriver24!

by hixdddgiveorbuxhahaha December 13, 2018

Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

by Jilly bones January 1, 2019

Traffic

What my dad has been in for the past 13 years.

If rush hour is only a part of a day, then why is my dad still in traffic after 13 years?

by MathWiz248 April 19, 2019

Traffic sushi

Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.

I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.

by Rubadook January 27, 2020