Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022
 Get the Tits and totsmug.
Get the Tits and totsmug. by Nyc girl  May 1, 2020
 Get the Potato totmug.
Get the Potato totmug. efans
by teletubby123 June 5, 2021
 Get the totmug.
Get the totmug. "Whoah Christine don't be such a hater tot, I like this shirt"
"Just because you can't afford a G6 doesn't mean you have to be such a hater tot"
"Just because you can't afford a G6 doesn't mean you have to be such a hater tot"
by clubtot March 23, 2023
 Get the Hater Totmug.
Get the Hater Totmug. by Chryedeux October 25, 2017
 Get the Taylor-totmug.
Get the Taylor-totmug. Tired of this shit. A challenge for highschool seniors that originated from druid hills highschool and later copied by decatur highschool in atlanta georgia. Consists of different funny and sexual challneges and whatever team has the most points wins.
“Wait why’d she post that she had sex with him on her main?” he said. “She’s doing it for tots it’s not real”
by secretanonamyus February 24, 2024
 Get the totsmug.
Get the totsmug. 