Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex
by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018
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Smickle Toot Booty

Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.
by Ltlitty January 29, 2023
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Toot

“Hey can you bless me a toot?”
“Yeah of course mate, take a whippersnapper
by Marshall Erickson: Big Fudge November 10, 2020
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toot

A very stinky fart that only girls can do.
Who went toot???!!!
by Poopcorp ko June 4, 2020
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Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap
That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!
by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021
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toot

noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)
The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
by PhilUK January 17, 2022
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Tooted

Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.
Okayyy. She tooted!
by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021
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