Ketchup

Rotten as fuck, the most overrated condiment ever. It sticks to high heavens and the taste is unbearable

Ketchup is kiddie sauce, fuckin grosd

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024

Ketchup Maid

Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes

My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified

by GemNYC February 22, 2021

Ketchup

I got the sos
no ketchap

just soss
ro soss

boomb boobm pauu

the twin go pa pa pa pa

skraah

boum

the red sodium bulk you cream over every single edible substance

How do you even use the word "ketchup" inside a sentence without making it look weird :<

by ShimYeong January 25, 2022

Ketchup Confidence

To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.

Example: @ Restaurant

You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...

Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"

*After the fact*

"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"

by Grafixgg October 4, 2023

Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.

Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.

by BigBojo February 22, 2022

Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.

"Time to open the ketchup!

by Federally April 16, 2017

ass ketchup

Best way to say Ash Ketchum

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by ¥en Ashiyo July 22, 2022