Spit Slap

The act of spitting on one's or self hand until your hand is soaked in spit, then slapping a victims face, usually asleep.

"I'm going to give this asshole a spit slap!"

by Jamie21699523 June 7, 2017

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

Spit Curry

That hardcore shit Shanti makes

Blud Shanti's cooking spit curry

by Arab Fury April 17, 2023

Spit the tea

Spilling the tea fast

Omg girl spit the tea about last night

by Jasmine53628 March 9, 2022

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

devil spit

Spitting in your loved ones face after tongue-punching their rosebud in an act of intimacy.

I was going to ask him after sex if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but then he hit me with the devil spit and removed all doubt!

by DonkeyTonguePunch April 22, 2017

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo December 7, 2011