alice kirkland

The British girl from Hetalia who's burnt scones could kill a gorilla and did you know she has fucking magic, like she can summon demons though all that happens is Russia comes

Alice: *chanting incantation*

Russia: *appears from floor* you called

Alice: Russia get the bloody hell out you wanker
by That brit March 14, 2017
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Friend of Alice

Pedophile. In reference to Alice in Wonderland. Which was probably written by a pedophile.
Mr Dodgson appears to prefer the company of girls rather than women. Perhaps he is a Friend of Alice.
by MockTurtle October 22, 2016
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Alice in chains

Alice in Chains were a band who wrote music about drug addiction hence the name, rather than alice being in wonderland their name blatantly reffers to the misery of drug addiction.

Their beautiful and melodic music acts as a vehicle for them to express their emotions regarding esp. layne staley's 15 year struggle with multiple substance addiction, family breakdown and disfunction.

they portray this so well that people many people who listen to them are in danger of becoming depressed merely by listening.

In my opinion their work is as valuable as the most important literature and poetry of the 20th century.
My life is shit, I feel like I am treading water in a big black sea, and that I just dont have the energy or desire to keep swiming, I am pretty sure that soon I will find myself sinking with lungs full of water, impotently paralised and traveling down to what ever namless horrors live in the deep.

holy shit have you been listening to Alice in Chains again?
by wadstard February 21, 2012
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Alice in Wonderbra

Like Alice in Wonderland, only without the drug affiliations
He's being an Alice in Wonderbra with that joint
by Ratzo May 04, 2005
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Mary Alice

Furry creature that is predictable by nature. Typically found associated with darker complected species. Most closely related to the Microtus penisylvanicus (North American field mouse) family. Has been known to make a ruckus when not appropriate.
Did you hear that dog in heat?!?!?.... What a Mary Alice
by Leroy4life February 15, 2011
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spicy alice

the act of putting hot sauce on your lady's butthole then proceding to do her cheeks. then afterwards have her give you some oral, you got a spicy alice.
"Man,I just got dont with a spicy alice!"
by da gonz! May 20, 2003
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Alice and wonderland

A movie with no point about a girl falls into holes
Person 1:she is such an Alice and wonderland she fell out of her moms hole
Person2:u r so mean

Person 1:I know
by Tyrone backyardagins November 26, 2019
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