Balls Tired 

So tired that your whole body is sagging.

(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.

Balls Tired by Douggins February 8, 2010

Tired Of Trying 

The feeling of exhaustion one gets after prolonged duration in a difficult relationshhip.

After years of wondering where you go and what you do while you tell me there is no one else I have to say I am Tired of Trying.

Tired Of Trying by THE REAL JULIA March 23, 2007

strip club tired 

A specialized fatigue that follows a visit to a strip club.

Jesse nearly fell asleep while driving home because he was strip club tired.

strip club tired by DBFeral December 25, 2008

Testing the tires 

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

Testing the tires by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

Tired and emotional 

Meaning "drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown.

The party dragged on too long, Sam kept getting shot down by the girls he spoke too, and by dawn you could say he was tired and emotional.

Tired and emotional by Billy Frank April 10, 2009

Tired as Fuck 

Not being able to think of anything but sleeping, but it is to early to go to bed

After that big hike today im am Tired as Fuck, but its only 6pm.

Tired as Fuck by BearJew 69 February 22, 2012

Tired of Being Tired (TOBT) 

T.O.B.T is an abbreviation from the words “tired of being tired.” It is a phrase that can be used to describe one's feelings or to be used formally in cases of action. It is also a motivational statement for those who are sick and tired of the same old routine in their lives.

Once I stop being tired of being tired (TOBT), I can really start to figure out my own wants and needs.

Tired of Being Tired (TOBT) by T.Nicholas January 15, 2016