thunder hammer 

A sexual posistion in which the male holds his boner to his chest, and releases it to smack the female in the face. Similar to a thunder fuck.

If a Dirty Sanchez is not your forte, then give her a thunder hammer to make your day.

thunder hammer by Philly K. September 30, 2006

Thunder Struck 

A female's dumfounded expression after the initial insertion into the anus. Similar to the expression post Morning Glory.

I've seen some thunder struck faces in my day, but Memory takes the cake.

Thunder Struck by Vault September 30, 2006

Thunder Punch 

A fucking MAGICAL drink created by Justin L. Only available at Taco Bell. You know its Thunder Punch when its a clear-ish grey. It taste like fucking Jesus.

RECIPE:

- 2/5 Sierra Mist
- 2/5 Baja Blast Mountain Dew
- 1/5 Pink Lemonade

Justin: Hey, let's go to Taco Bell and get some fucking THUNDER PUNCH!
Devin: FUCK YEAH! I wanna fucking Thunder Punch a baby! Then fuck its mom's brains out!
Justin: Fuck Yeah! Let's go.
Bill Clinton: Drink Thunder Punch! It's fucking delicious!

Thunder Punch by yetifreak June 17, 2009

Thunder thighs

When a person's thighs are so large, they clap like thunder.

Did you see that girl's hips? Damn she's got some thunder thighs.

Thunder thighs by hKbA October 19, 2010

thunder-cunt 

1. a girl who us so much of a prude that her fun parts have an electrified security system.

2. an uptight bitch

"she's such a f@ckin' thunder-cunt. I spent like 300 bucks on that date and all I got was a goodnight kiss."

"every time I see that thunder-cunt It makes me wanna slap 'da ho"

thunder-cunt by S to da B July 30, 2008

thunder clap 

The sound of a chick's tits clapping together when she rides you violently. Most common with full breasted women.

My girl was riding me so hard last night the sound of her 34DDD tits thunder clapping together was so hot I just had to get a handfull.

thunder clap by petestokes April 3, 2007

Thunder Thighs

When a girl has enormous thighs that make you waddle when you walk.They rub up against each other and make a slapping noise when walking

Damn that girl Krystin got some thunder thighs on her.

Thunder Thighs by Melissa Sanderzzz June 28, 2007