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Testicle(s)

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
mugGet the Testicle(s)mug.

Testicle parasite

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.
by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011
mugGet the Testicle parasitemug.

Testicle Tingler

When you look at or see a hot sexy girl who you would like to get intimate with and your getting aroused making your testicles tingle.
Jen... what's up with you?
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.
by The Plumber Jezza J October 26, 2022
mugGet the Testicle Tinglermug.

testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal
dude last night betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
mugGet the testicle jobmug.

testicle milk

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
mugGet the testicle milkmug.

Testicle

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!
Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.
by __Ari__ September 23, 2021
mugGet the Testiclemug.

testicles

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off
I don't like being spied on by my testicles
by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024
mugGet the testiclesmug.

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