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Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
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Twin Swapping

The Twin Swapping is when your wife is out of town and her twin comes over so you fuck him in the ass.
My wife lily went out of town for business and her twin luke came over and asked about twin swapping so I fucked him in the ass
by 417wsm February 16, 2023
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Profile twin

a profile twin is like a type of social media user who has the same profile picture as you (if the pic on your profile isn't u but a photo from google and another person has the same one on theirs)
me and my friend have the same kermit the frog meme profile picture on twitter so we're profile twins
by Emilia Fernandez July 30, 2019
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Twin Sisters

A less crass way of saying a pair of tits
This beat is colder than two diamonds on twin sisters
by SauceMilliken December 8, 2021
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Dick Twins

when you are watching porn and the guys dick looks just like yours.
I just watched a video with a celebrity and realized my dick was almost identical.

I saw my friend while we were pissing and noticed we are definitely not dick twins.
by jonesberger August 26, 2021
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Caribbean Twins

When siblings born of different years share the exact same birthday
though being born ten years apart my baby brother & I share the same birthday thus making us Caribbean twins
by Dirty nasty September 18, 2015
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white twin

A twin or very close friend of yours that race is white or skin tone that is white
Me and my white twin is going to Starbucks
by Random cutie February 6, 2018
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