1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.
Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008
Get the Steven Segalmug. A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.
"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."
by Tavis February 14, 2006
Get the cat stevensmug. by HandsomeHamburgers October 31, 2019
Get the Thievin’ Stevenmug. A state park on the northern edge of the Oregon Coast. Very popular for the throngs of tourists that descend on Astoria and Seaside in the summer. Has several trails for pedestrians and biking. Located on a section of the coast that allows redneck locals and d-bag tourists to drive their pickups and SUVs on the beach.
Welcome to Fort Stevens State Park where if the elbow-to-elbow camping gets to you, you can blow off some steam by cruising down the beach and run over birds and other people's dogs.
by C. Bode April 10, 2013
Get the Fort Stevensmug. The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.
by mikebellman October 29, 2011
Get the Steven Gawkingmug. Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}
by stoner bitchassssss December 17, 2019
Get the steven schibimug. A hero of legend who is a certified rhyme sayer who get all the sexy senoritas and slays ugly hoes with ass hole remarks
by That sexy girl November 6, 2011
Get the Steven Xmug.