cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021

spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).

I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.

by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020

Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.

I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!

by Wankoffski February 26, 2023

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.

Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.

by natashathesleuth April 23, 2010

Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time

Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.

by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022

donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN

Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022