cock sucker pads

a term used in construction for knee pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

the Pad and Oli show

a show created which is soo awesome it never got aired apart from on facebook. the show contains witty banter, hilarious guests and even some partial nudity.

i just watched the pad and oli it was soo awesome. likke someone frosty ray charles everywhere.

simon corkery just watched the pad and oli show.. he just went twosie in his bed because of it.

by eye-pod September 3, 2010

Bachelor Pimp Pad

A bachelor pimp pad is typically a dwelling shared by two young bachelors, in the transitional period after college but before starting a real career.

The primary difference between a bachelor pimp pad and a typical dwelling is that a bachelor pimp pad is furnished much like a garage, with John Wayne American flags, shooting range targets, recliners, guitars and a foosball table.

Also known as a "BPP" or "B-dub-P".

Before we all go out Saturday night we're gonna pre-game it at our Bachelor Pimp Pad.

by Domeski January 3, 2011

Purple lightsaber pad

A fly ass terrordome apartment made for pimpin' on a shoe string budget.

Yo my ass so broke but I hooked up the pad with mad shit g on less than your ghetto place.

Welcome to the my purple lightsaber pad bro!

by Anthony Congress November 14, 2016

Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

poon pad

A place of residence that is located in such an area, built in such a way, and decorated in such a fashion that poon can't help but to flock to its very presence.

Anna the whore stepped into my place and her pussy dripped due to the radiance of the poon pad.

by poondaddy27 January 25, 2009

Nigerian shoulder pads

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

by spooncult April 4, 2009