Diarrhea of the Mouse

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the mouse.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 17, 2008

modest mouse

A mouse who crys at night because it thinks that it is fat.

Minnie mouse is a modest mouse

by Crampas March 09, 2005

mouse fuck

To screw one over or take advantage of someone in a subtle (and usually very quick) manner.

"I was changing lanes and that little punk mousefucked me (cut me off)"

by Arcadian August 25, 2003

Minnie Mouse

an attractive female of mixed racial background (usually of Black and White descent).

"Guess who's back in my motherfuckin' house, half black half white chick I call her Minnie Mouse"

Lyrics taken from Jay-z "Fuck All Nite"

by Amar Bogalampa August 30, 2008

Mickey Mouse

The mascot of an evil corporation.

Bart Simpson wearing his mothers bra on his head thus making him look like Mickey Mouse on The Simpsons Movie, "Look at me! I am the mascot of an evil corporation!"

by MR>CROW October 01, 2009

jinor mouse

When small mousy looking men have sex with other men on film or camera for money

To be mouse like in stature but have a ginormous sexual appitite hence "jinormouse"

Porn slang in bristol/brimingham for a child like lookin performer

"I saw a real jinor mouse the other night"

"I was with a real jinor mouse last night"

" i was with a bloke last night and he was a jinor mouse"

"I hired a jinor mouse for a shoot the other day"

by gareth sumnall August 18, 2008

mouse ears

A small but extremely potent hit of cocaine

Yo man, I'm gettin' paid on the twos and fours, you gonna dig me some of these Colombian mouse ears at my crib on the flip side?

by Rondell Lamar Smith February 10, 2007