lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021

Lamp

LAMP is a texting term that means “Laughing, As, Much, As possible”

“Kelly is such a dumb bitch, lamp”

by Mic Holder July 7, 2022

lamp

cool

that car is so lamp!
hanging out with doug is lamp!

by jizcalifuh June 3, 2022

LAMP

laugh(ing) at my phone

that made me lamp lowkey

by asa1476 July 5, 2025

Brazilian Lamp Shade

When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.

Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga!
(hospitalized)

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018

Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025