Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

by SlenderMarlin March 17, 2014

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johnny dora

the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.

i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.

by lexiluuski October 26, 2009

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Johnny Quenno

Jonah Pickl (born May 23, 2002), better known simply by his stage name Johnny Quenno, is an recording artist from a small town in Germany. He loves Zendaya and even has her name tattooed on his right arm to prove his eternal love for her, He is about to drop an album called "Blume" which is dedicated to Zendaya and it will be the best album of all time!!! People should stop sleeping on him and appreciate him more because he's the goat.

"Have you heard Johnny Quenno's new album Blume?"
"OMG Yes, he's the goat".

by gavinweiland November 05, 2021

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Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 23, 2015

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johnny bunchkins

a boy that lives in Balgowlah nsw and is a bit a whore he gets bullied a lot for not shaving his beard and asks people to suck his ballsack a lot he's everyone thinks he's gay bc he does the gayest shit he's full homo. He's so horny he asks every second person to suck him or lick his ballsack. He's also the offical relative of master chef 2019. Johnny is the hottest guy u will ever meet he's tall he has a mustachio all the girls want him

friend 1 -is that boy over there johnny bunchkins making out with that girl
friend 2 - it most likely is he's the hottest guy in Balgowlah

by 8===============> October 10, 2019

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