Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700
Person: Ethan calm down
Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700
Person: Ethan calm down
Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019

ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it
love u sexy bitch
love u sexy bitch
girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
by mckennaande April 21, 2019

The kind of friend any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a friend can be.
by Looouuuuzzzeerrr May 22, 2018

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.
by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.
by Goon Rat February 28, 2020

by PizaPi September 4, 2019
