Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

cooch

my coochie hurts real good

"i chooched real hard"
"i farted so hard my cooch shattered"

by poogobbler May 15, 2023

Fuck, Fuck, Cooch

A sex game played at a reverse gangbang or orgy, where female players sit in a circle while one man bops them on the head one at a time. With each bop the man says fuck, and when he chooses the cooch he desires, he proclaims, “Cooch!”

I play duck duck goose with the kids, but Fuck, Fuck, Cooch with my friends

by CanoeOnAcid July 29, 2020

Cooch

Coach with a Scottish accent. Also a double entendre to mean "a vagina".

Nooooo Cooooooch, dün't make us dü mahl repeats!

Don't call me Cooch.

by JV Fondue November 28, 2017

Stinky cooch

When you sit on a girls pussy and farts

Damn girl, I just gave you a stinky cooch!

by smd1722 June 18, 2021

cooch whistle

Someone putting their lips and sucking or blowing on a vagina.

It was so fine that he/she did a cooch whistle on my pussy.

by Howell56 September 3, 2025