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Clay

A real sweetheart. Clays are stunningly handsome, and have the brightest most captivating eyes you’ve ever seen. He makes you feel safe and cared for, while still providing excitement and adventure. He is one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet, and when he tries to cheer you up he’ll always succeed. He is lovely and kind, and he really deserves the entire world. If you see this clay, I love you dearly and wholeheartedly- Ash
Woah who’s that?

That’s Clay, my boyfriend, and the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet.
by Embers Roses April 12, 2023
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landen clay

Would it hurt if you jumped out if an airplane and you landen clay
by TheBigLandouski October 21, 2018
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radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.
I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.
by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015
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Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.
Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".
by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023
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Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay May 8, 2018
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White Stained Clay

A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
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clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness
aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks
by clay poop master November 20, 2020
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