Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.
by bruni9597 June 22, 2025
Get the Alanmug. i don’t think im supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
i miss you alan
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
Get the alanmug. by Mr Majos March 13, 2023
Get the Alaningmug. by Cheetahchase October 26, 2020
Get the Alan Janneymug. Alan is the greatest guy I have ever met. Even thought he can seem a bit serious at first, he is actually very funny and will do anything to cheer you up when u have a bad day. He’s my bestfriend and I know I can count on him any time I need to.
by katrn November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.
by Cinema G November 24, 2021
Get the Alan Dangmug. Alan Price is an English musician who is best known for being the keyboard player in the world famous rock band The Animals. His 45 second solo "The House of The Rising Sun" is godly and perhaps one of the best keyboard solos ever. After leaving in 1965 due to his fear of flying, he formed his band The Alan Price Set where he released several UK hits such as "Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear", "Hi-Lili, Hi Lo" and "The House That Jack Built." He has released over 12 solo albums, his first being "The Price to Play" in 1966. He still preforms today in London. Not to mention, he is incredibility hot and has great blue eyes.
by hailey1028 October 17, 2022
Get the Alan Pricemug.