wizard sleeve

In the map Dust II on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the area between counter-terrorist spawn and long.

B site sufferer: I am sitting cum, what is the status on A site, team?
A site enjoyer: The terrorists have breached past wizard sleeve and things are not looking very based.
Team: (Experiencing deja-poo) Time to commence blamestorming and concoct a chaos agent.

by CS:GO Callouts Instructor January 07, 2022

sex wizard

a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand

LOOK at that sex wizard hes doin his magic!

by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008

Wizard Status

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.

Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"

by J-Darsh November 03, 2008

Wizard Lock

Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.

'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'

by legendarydoiche September 08, 2011

killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.

"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."

by Bee's Knees February 03, 2010

drain the wizard

To pee or urinate.

often confused with "to masterbate" but that is choking the dragon or spanking the monkey.

i had too much juice so i gotta drain the wizard.

by Andy xyxy September 11, 2006

Crutch Wizard

A dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! His favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! He travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!

Innocent bystander: Hey Crutch Wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!

Crutch Wizard: BLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPlupluplup POW! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!

Innocent bystander: Infected

by diverone86 January 04, 2011