Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Western Steamer

A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.

Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.

by The Western Reserve Legend May 27, 2017

Western super

When you put ur hand up a girls ass and then she puts her hand up your ass common in western supermare

Girls:come round mine

Guy: what we gonna do

Girl:a western super
Guy:I think we should break up

by Gone on jay March 13, 2019

Western Shootout

The scenario when 2 naked people are standing approximately 10 feet apart and attempt to urinate on each other.

Yea my buddy greg beat me in the ole western shootout last weekend. There’s still piss stains in the carpet!

by ShwiftyRick July 16, 2021

Cornbread western

A modern Afrocentric take on the spaghetti western genre of film.

Have you seen “The Harder they Fall?” I love these Afrocentric takes on older film styles. We should call them cornbread westerns

by B Cubed Fitness November 5, 2021

Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW

I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!

by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025