The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

spoon fox

Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.

"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"

by montronica January 9, 2012

Spoon cooker

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.

-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"

by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

lanky spoon

A long skinny penis with a very big head

Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies

by Doctor. Dover December 10, 2013

Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.

Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.

by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011

Spoon Fun

An act of homosexual intercouse

Daddy Derek wants to have some Spoon Fun with Mr. Hansen

by Applepiecomics August 24, 2019