blinis from a shovel

the most popular dish in Russia

Hey, do you want to have blinis from a shovel by the shit fountain together sometime?

by Schweinehund88 January 17, 2024

Shovel

A raunchy girl who wants to be a hoe, but does not have the body and/or the resources to level up to hoe

Person one: Yo, this girl just snapped me a pic of her in a thing

Person two: is she a hoe?

Person one: nah, her face sucks so I'd classify her as a shovel

by Intelligent Ass Nigga March 5, 2017

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.

You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.

by Steampipe May 30, 2024