When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).
by unicornmob February 12, 2017
Get the slothedmug. A kindred spirit in indolence.
by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019
Get the sloth buddymug. A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriendmug. by Albert Gonzalez August 22, 2008
Get the Sea Slothmug. Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!
by Whosthematter April 3, 2020
Get the Takin the sloth to the aquariummug. A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often
(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)
(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)
PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs
by Cursed_Spoon May 3, 2023
Get the sloth bear syndromemug. Aye bro you see Josh hop on the Browns bandwagon after they acquired new talent.
Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.
Damn bro... I didn't know Josh was a sloth.
by "GXD" July 27, 2019
Get the Slothmug.