Sawed Off Motherfucker

A short motherfucker

I was looking for that sawed off motherfucker in the crowd but couldn't find him

by mosumnosum July 22, 2025

Hot Saw

A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.

Johnny's hot saw is rippin' through that cedar.

by treeturd April 21, 2025

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

whoo saw

A word used to go in to deep meditation and to calm the mind made by nick or destiny-NICK

I use whoo saw wen im meditAting

by whoo saw June 1, 2018

I saw God

Whenever someone comes to a climax in an extraordinary way, to the point that one sees white light and stars or it feels like a transcendent, heavenly experience from the sexual activity one took part in.

You were amazing, I think I saw God fifteen times!

by CrispyLingo December 12, 2023