monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.

Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.

Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.

by ohnozura April 8, 2017

Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.

My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.

by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020

Fun Monster

A fun monster is a mythological creature that comes out 4 months a year in Belmar. This monster has uncontrollable power to make people frolic and pump their fists. Studies are taking place to make the monster have fun in places other than belmar.

Mike: "We had such a good time at D'jais last night with you"
Suzanne: "That's because i'm the fun monster"

by Pengussy November 2, 2010

monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.

Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.

by cuate March 30, 2015

moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.

Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!

by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014