1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.
eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho
2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.
eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho
2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.
by vooos July 29, 2024
Get the mirror whacker mug.by KakiriMalito January 20, 2023
Get the talk to the mirror mug.You stand at the mirror reading a chapter book backwards you get sucked into the mirror and everything is phasing the opposite way.everyone in that world will try to attack you with guns or axes and other weapons to escape you’ll have to read the chapter book that you redid in the other world but properly but you can only do it at the mirror
You.i lliw daer siht retpahc koob sdrawkcab
You.were am I?
Mirror you.dïë îñtrūdēr
You. I will read this chapter book backwards
You.were am I?
Mirror you.dïë îñtrūdēr
You. I will read this chapter book backwards
by Thescaryteller January 28, 2023
Get the Mirror you mug.As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan traveled across the land, they received word of a new danger. A strange mirror monster had been spotted in the region, and it was said to possess the power to copy the abilities of anyone who faced it.
Knowing that this foe would be a formidable challenge, the trio set out to track down the mirror monster and put an end to its reign of terror.
After days of searching, they finally found the monster in a cave deep in the heart of the mountains. The monster, a shimmering mass of glass and mirrors, shifted and changed as it saw the trio approach.
Malte charged forward, his sword at the ready. But the mirror monster quickly copied his moves, matching every strike with equal force. Vilmer tried to use his love of pulled pork to overpower the monster, but it merely mimicked his strength, leaving Vilmer at a disadvantage.
Even Johan, with his power of seeing into the future, found that the monster was able to anticipate his moves and counter them.
Knowing that this foe would be a formidable challenge, the trio set out to track down the mirror monster and put an end to its reign of terror.
After days of searching, they finally found the monster in a cave deep in the heart of the mountains. The monster, a shimmering mass of glass and mirrors, shifted and changed as it saw the trio approach.
Malte charged forward, his sword at the ready. But the mirror monster quickly copied his moves, matching every strike with equal force. Vilmer tried to use his love of pulled pork to overpower the monster, but it merely mimicked his strength, leaving Vilmer at a disadvantage.
Even Johan, with his power of seeing into the future, found that the monster was able to anticipate his moves and counter them.
The battle raged on, with the mirror monster copying each of the trio's powers and using them against them. It seemed like an impossible task to defeat such a foe, but the trio refused to give up.
As they fought, they realized that they would need to work together if they were to stand a chance against the mirror monster. They came up with a plan to confuse the monster by each using their powers in an unexpected way.
Malte used his sword to reflect the sunlight into the monster's eyes, blinding it for a moment. Vilmer threw a piece of pulled pork into the air, distracting the monster long enough for Johan to use his power to predict the monster's next move.
The plan worked, and the trio gained the upper hand. They continued to fight the monster, each using their powers in new and unexpected ways, until finally, the mirror monster shattered into a million pieces.
Exhausted but victorious, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan emerged from the cave, knowing that their bond had grown even stronger through the fight. They knew that they would face new challenges in the future, but they were confident that together, they could overcome anything that came their way.
As they fought, they realized that they would need to work together if they were to stand a chance against the mirror monster. They came up with a plan to confuse the monster by each using their powers in an unexpected way.
Malte used his sword to reflect the sunlight into the monster's eyes, blinding it for a moment. Vilmer threw a piece of pulled pork into the air, distracting the monster long enough for Johan to use his power to predict the monster's next move.
The plan worked, and the trio gained the upper hand. They continued to fight the monster, each using their powers in new and unexpected ways, until finally, the mirror monster shattered into a million pieces.
Exhausted but victorious, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan emerged from the cave, knowing that their bond had grown even stronger through the fight. They knew that they would face new challenges in the future, but they were confident that together, they could overcome anything that came their way.
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Get the The mirror mug.by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Mirroring, mirrOrring, mirrorinG<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."
Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025
Get the I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror mug.While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.
Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2025
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