luke

a guy who is a fucking bellend and deserves to lull himself and should die

Harry: Luke is so annoying
Angel: I know right!

by urparentsaresexy November 11, 2021

Luke

Super Cool Guy often the funniest member of discord servers

Yo you know Luke?

Yeah what about him?

He is so funny on discord lmaoo

by FAGGOT THAT GEWTS PUS*Y October 21, 2020

Luke

To be super duper popular and frothed upon by girls from Kilvington Grammar

OMG you're such a demon on snapchat, chatting up all my mates, you're such a Luke!!!

by K33ly August 27, 2017

Luke

Absolutely the most cringe worthy person alive.

"dude did you see Luke trying to dance at the party?"
"yeah man.... poor guy"

by the grey sisters July 2, 2020

Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 22, 2019

Luke

The guy who wants to stab you at school

eyo lukes got a knife RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the kid who gets loads of puss November 30, 2019

luke

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022