Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.

Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"

by Thebigeman220 February 3, 2012

Flossed

When you are stuck between two things.

Aw man I’m so flossed right now.

by Luvvvvvvv February 6, 2021

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

live floss

If someone has traces of sperm still in the mouth after the bj is over, they are said to have "live floss". This term came about after a skank we know had magnified pictures of cracks in her teeth taken at the dentist office, and some stray tadpoles showed up in the pictures.

Don't kiss Betty, she just blew Bill and now she has live floss.

by Billy Bob Joe Mamma April 25, 2008

Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.

Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”

by Unichrome January 20, 2018

Devil's Floss

Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.

From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"

by zjme October 18, 2009