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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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flavor fast

It is when a girls wants a male to cum fast in her mouth
Girl: oh baby flavor fast
Boy: I’m trying just keep sucking
by Dylan_21 February 17, 2018
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Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.
"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018
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flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.
by anonymous June 4, 2023
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milkshake flavored tupence

it gives you a milky tash
pulf you have a milky tash
by bekki October 3, 2004
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PISS FLAVORED SLIME

i love piss flavored slime it is very healthy and good for you how to make it 1: have pee with you 2: make the slime 3:mix them together and there you go you have piss flavored slime made bye:inosukesstankyassfurryboarballs aka zenitsus..tears
hey what do you like? piss flavored slime
by zenitsus..tears August 1, 2022
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