Eva Glangart

The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.

"Damn, she's being a total Eva Glangart right now." "Yeah, she sucks."

by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022

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Eva

Very clumsy, obsessed with K-pop. Very kind person and friendly. A born leader and very assertive. Can be funny. A very big personality, as she has a number of them. Loyal to her friends and loves them a lot. Likes school, is smart and sporty. Loves listening to music, reading and being on her phone. Loves fashion and design. Gets tired of being sad easily, so returns to her old self quickly.

Eva is Eva, nothing will change that.

by #army4life202 February 26, 2022

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The Eva

The Eva is a person who is so amazing that you can talk to about anything at all. The Eva is a blonde, who you need tu explain jokes to for her to understand but she does her best. She is in my eyes quite perfect

You are “The Eva in my life”

by KingMcA April 8, 2021

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eva-maria

A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.

Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.

eva-maria boobs

by oniloppip November 22, 2016

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eva

Eva is an amazing human being she is the best person you can find out here she is funny amazing gorgeous smart and amazing. She will never let you down and is incredibly smart get you an Eva in your life you won't regret it!!

omg Beyonce is such an eva!

by lol444 March 16, 2021

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