A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
by RyButtnik October 5, 2023
Get the Sloppy Alanmug. The hottest and sweetest guy ever, but he doesn’t know that cause he’s so shy. Usually has so many girls around him who wanna be with him, but he ends up not realizing it.
“who’s that hot guy on that has all those girls following him?”
“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
“that’s alan! he has no clue why they’re following him”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
Get the alanmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <7.9.6.7.>Why Would Terry Alan Crews have Children When He Is Unable To Care For Them<7.9.6.7.>mug. A nice, funny, sarcastic, charming man who cares for the one he loves most. You might never hear “I love you” come out of his mouth but you see that he does when you look him in the eyes. His smile is amazing and can make your heart melt. He is above average down low but not to big, he is the man you want. His heart is big but can be over shadowed by his pride and stubbornness. Alan has many flaws but alphas many more perfections. The Alan I know had child hood trauma so this might not apply to all “Alan’s” but I’m just speaking from experience. He is very smart and sometimes will amaze you with how smart he really is, but at times he can be an idiot. Like I said you might never hear “I love you” but if you do that means your very special to him and if you leave you’ll break him.
“Alan is nice at times but can also be extremely prideful” Girl 1
“I love Alan but he never says it back, I think I should break up with him” girl 1
“I’ve never heard him say those words, that’s just how he is. Take a good look at his eyes when you say it next, you’ll see it” Alan’s mother
“I love Alan but he never says it back, I think I should break up with him” girl 1
“I’ve never heard him say those words, that’s just how he is. Take a good look at his eyes when you say it next, you’ll see it” Alan’s mother
by the only Nameolygest October 18, 2020
Get the Alanmug. by Croc77 March 8, 2022
Get the Alanmug. Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.
by bruni9597 June 22, 2025
Get the Alanmug. he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
Get the Jon-Alanmug.