Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

Target CD

A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.

Mac: hey man that prince target CD sound good?
Dale: it cost me an arm an a leg

by Western Tunesmith February 7, 2021

Target <3

Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!

by Hey Hallie February 15, 2021

target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.

Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!

by poopassnigger February 19, 2021

Target

A kpop boygroup under KJ entertainment that has 7 members
Target debuted in January 24 2018

Seulchan (Leader) • April 25 1994

G.I • June 25 1993

Zeth • September 1 1995

Boun • June 25 1996

Roi • June 12 1996

Hyun • June 11 1996

Woojin • November 28 1998

Person 1: Do you know this kpop group Target?
Person 2: No, what’s that?
Person 1: Target is an amazing underrated kpop group you should check out
Person 2: Okay I will thanks♡︎

by Straykids4ever0325 April 23, 2021

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 9, 2021

Target

Forget all those incorrect definitions, this is Target.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.

Max: Time for a Target run, gotta get some new clothes.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.

by Orrinpants September 13, 2021