Text Spam

Those stupid things twelve year olds text you that go something like this: (Real)

Find the face with two eyes
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Find the one face with angry
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Find the two mouse in the rabbits
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Find the one heart red in the broken hearts
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If you find all
Close your left hand (don't open)

Wish 3 wishes
1)*********
2)*********
3)*********

Don't open your hand

They are not real and are stupid

Now send to your 20 friends

Now look at your hand

Lillian keeps sending Text Spam! It's really getting annoying

by GGPixel231 July 3, 2017

Text Attack

Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.

"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."

by Mr. C-lay June 19, 2013

Cheese Text

Simular to flirt-texting, but being taken to the level of one or both of the texters physically smiling (or cheesing) while texting.

Girl 1: "Who the fuck are you Cheese Texting?"

Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."

by ModifiedW203Guy March 24, 2012

text screen

1. the act of purposely ignoring ones text message (possibly because of hatred or annoyance)

Guy 1: "Damn broseff, that bitch is texting me again!"

Guy 2: "text screen that hoe then"

by THENAKEDGUITARIST October 15, 2008

treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

Texting Circle

A bunch of people who stand in a circle as if to talk, but instead all text on their phones people who are not in the circle.

Look at that texting circle over there- its pointless.

by Atlastheninja January 20, 2010

Text Tied

When you, for some odd reason, make a lot of typos. Almost as if you have forgotten how to type.

Bill: hiw aee ypu dping?
Jane: Dude you are so text tied

by HtotheARLIE November 28, 2009