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elvis tent

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016
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tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.
"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"
by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014
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two tents

we biult two tents
by udhvhds December 8, 2020
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Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.
"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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Baby tent

A "baby tent" is created when a man's erect/semi-erect penis causes his clothing to stand out.
Mike just hugged Lucy and he's totally got a baby tent.
by Polymerisation April 11, 2011
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Group Tenting

When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.
Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?
by Oomny July 31, 2024
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chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.
I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.
by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015
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