Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.

Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me

by The man z94 February 25, 2023

Tennis

A party game in which players take turns hitting a dab pen until one forfeits.

Hey bro, how about a a game of tennis and some Muscato later?

by One_More_Yam April 16, 2021

Pooper tennis

when you fuck a bitch in the ass while you are playing tennis

"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"

"How was it?"

"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"

by Bruh-nigga November 22, 2019

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Tennis

A sport were the players like to play with balls in more than one way

Tennis is Pretty cheap but if your committed you will need to buy a $30.00 pride flag

by Me647482 April 21, 2021

Tenny times

commonly mistaken for "twenty times" but you panic and fail and accidentally say "tenny times"

Jack buss jacks of tenny times a day

by mr tenny July 25, 2009