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Thumb taint

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.
Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.
by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013
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speckled taint

when you shave your taint and it leaves pimples or any other rash making it look speckled
aww dude i think i was shaving last night and i got a case of speckled taint
by jeff tow March 17, 2021
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taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.
I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.
by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016
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taint stew

When your dick and balls are sweating hard as fuck so your taint is sweating as well, thus begins a mix to create a stew like brew that smells of old sweaty gym socks, sweaty earring backs, and sweaty testicles.
"Bruh I got the meanest taint stew brewing right now, my balls are sweaty as hell."
by 12Soft June 15, 2014
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taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.
"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."
by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007
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Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.
"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"
by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006
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Ghost Taint

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.
Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!
by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010
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