by noahtaame March 15, 2022
Get the taint gobblermug. The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.
It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!
by SugarCube May 23, 2013
Get the taint wadmug. The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.
by seerowdy January 10, 2014
Get the lip taintmug. by kill21345 May 16, 2009
Get the Taint Piecemug. When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.
I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.
by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016
Get the taint frackingmug. When your dick and balls are sweating hard as fuck so your taint is sweating as well, thus begins a mix to create a stew like brew that smells of old sweaty gym socks, sweaty earring backs, and sweaty testicles.
by 12Soft June 15, 2014
Get the taint stewmug. A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.
"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."
by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007
Get the taint cakemug.