A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls
Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”
Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”
Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”
by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

by Spike061 August 18, 2021

Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.
After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.
by a random person who u dont kno September 16, 2014

by MrBunBuns1496 May 14, 2025

by Aggravatin October 19, 2022

it's just spike
by ukulelevole February 19, 2023

“Gift me spikes pls”
“Why”
“I got scammed and am poor pls”
“No”
“Pls I’ll report you”
“For what”
“Scamming me”
“I didn’t scam you.”
“OMG SCAMMER!!1!11!”
“Why”
“I got scammed and am poor pls”
“No”
“Pls I’ll report you”
“For what”
“Scamming me”
“I didn’t scam you.”
“OMG SCAMMER!!1!11!”
by Eggu___ April 7, 2019
